A senior, Chris is joining The Talon as a Columnist. He would have been happy just doing whatever he’s told to do, but unfortunately, he’s required to actually have opinions about topics and discuss them. Nonetheless, he’s excited to be working with a team of very smart and talented people. He spends his dwindling free time reading sappy Tumblr blogs, playing video games, and jamming out to cheesy music. He dreams that one day he’ll live on Mars, even though he wouldn’t last a week there.