Romney vs. Holyfield
Momentarily putting aside his political career, the ex-Presidential candidate and former governor of Massachusetts Mitt Romney has decided to pick up his boxing mitts and head into the ring. His opponent will be none other than Evander Holyfield, four-time World Heavyweight Champion. “It will either be a very short fight, or I will be knocked unconscious,” Romney noted in a recent interview. The bout will occur on a “Fight Night” on May 15, and the event is a way of gathering proceeds for Charity Vision, a charity devoted to ending preventable blindness around the world.
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